Things that annoy me
Certain things irritate me. Some things really get on my nerves, while
others only generate a kind of passing uncomfortable feeling. As my lazy
attempt to change the world for the better, this is my official list of irksome
things.
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Emphasis on appearance over function.
Though this is especially epidemic in computer software (both in
traditional applications and on the Web), it occasionally pops up in
other areas as well, such as textbooks. A prime example of a major
computer application suffering from this problem is Microsoft
Visio 2003. It inexplicably ignores your standard Windows colors
and presents itself as a collection of
blue gradients. But it still sucks from a functional standpoint.
It does a poor job of arranging arrows and text in a readable manner,
and makes the general process of creating a diagram overly frustrating.
Some software is even worse, though; while managing to look pretty, the
user interface conceals hundreds of bugs. I have generally found that
the quality of computer software is inversely proportional to how
pretty it looks. Perhaps this is because programmers that write good
software concentrate their resources on solid code rather than cute
rounded corners and color gradients.
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Broken links.
Usually these are the result of URIs that have changed. Short-lived
URIs are a stupid phenomenon that has been exacerbated by all of the
currently most popular HTTP server software packages, which encourage
no distinction between URI-space and file-system-space.
Cool URIs don't
change.
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Catchy names for historical calamities.
The top example is "9/11", pronounced "nine-eleven", referring, of
course, to the terrorist attacks of 11 September, 2001. The first
time I heard this phrase I was shocked at how disrespectful it seemed
to label the death of three thousand people with a buzzword. Another
example is the name "World War II" (and the
retronym
"World War I"), which sounds like a cheesy movie title. No other
wars follow this pattern. Compare the names of the
Samnite Wars,
the Punic Wars,
the Macedonian
Wars, the
Crusades, the
Anglo-Dutch
Wars, the
Silesian Wars,
the Seminole
Wars, and so on. The names "First World War" and "Second World War"
are much more appropriate.
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Pretentious mispronunciations.
I spend most of my time in school, so my examples here are from
academia, but I'm sure examples exist elsewhere (for instance, the
business world is almost certainly full of them). The two
mispronunciations that immediately spring to mind are
processes pronounced with a long E at
the end, so that the last syllable sounds like
ease, and query
pronounced so that it rhymes with cherry.
Both of these are incorrect, and yet I hear them both on a regular
basis. Presumably, people lengthen the E in
processes by analogy with some other plurals
like analyses and
hypotheses. Those words are pronounced that
way because they're from Greek, and the singular forms end in
-is (analysis,
hypothesis). The singular form of
processes isn't
processis, though, so the plural should be
pronounced the same way that accesses,
princesses,
recesses, and
successes are. I have no idea why people
mispronounce query. It seems that people hear
these mistakes from someone "higher up", and adopt the pronunciation in
order to sound more cultured.
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Receipts.
Almost all store receipts are really bad. You'd think that someone
would come up with a receipt-printing system that would make
attractive, meaningful receipts. Instead I get slips of paper which
show that I've bought an "8'BANANA TAP" (an extension cord), or,
worse, a "BW LS PLYNSC" (a shirt). Why is it that
descriptions of items are still limited to 12 capital letters?
Zif Yoip |
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